He’s worried ’cause they’re going on a first date.
A first date’s what it is, and he’s afraid;
That he’ll screw up, and she just will not like him
Or that his stupid jokes won’t make the grade

He had a dream that everyone was laughing
Because he went out dressed up like a clown;
But when he looked at her she was not smiling
Instead, she looked embarrassed at the ground

He’s got to suck it up though. Dreams are foolish.
He’ll do his very best – give it a whirl –
A first date can be very, very stressful
Above all, when you really
Like the girl