I can’t believe you’re wearing that
What’s wrong with this?
You look like my dad.
It’s not your sexiest look
Fine. I’ll change
Just give me that shirt.
Goodwill needs donations
Wow, you really hate this.
You realize, a man could never say
What you just said to a woman.
He would be called verbally abusive.
It would be all over the Internet.
It would go viral or pandemic or something
You’re probably right, but
That shirt’s gotta go.
It looks like the pattern was made
By someone operating a jackhammer
[… coming back in the room]
So did your dad have bad taste in clothes?
And he was a really good looking guy.
He wore weird mixtures, like
A Hawaiian shirt with a bolo tie.
Stuff like that.
When I was a teenager, it used to
Really embarrass me
Well I won’t wear that shirt again.
Especially since you just took it.
You miss your dad don’t you?
Any particular reason?
All that craziness with my sister.
Keeping calm was my dad’s province.
That’s not really mom’s thing.
He sure loved his girls
Honey, I know.
I met him.
He loved you two,
Thought you were the coolest things ever
He wasn’t big on saying it
I’m glad he said it to you
He would be proud of you,
Of what you’ve made of the gallery
Now I’m gonna cry
I could put the shirt back on,
Change the mood
Tacky is not a mood