The Friendship Optimization Algorithm

People hate people
Who have no opinions
No passion

The only people they hate worse
Are people who have opinions
That differ from their own

You can become popular as follows

Care deeply
Be passionate
Have lots of opinions
Never tell anyone what they are

That way

You’ll have lots of friends

At your premature heart attack funeral

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