My coworkers are standup gals
And guys, every last one:
They work hard and they work smart
And they like to have some fun
But they’ve a moral failing that
Is strange and out of whack:
The steal staple removers, and
They never put them back
Money I could leave on my desk
And it would be there still;
I tried this and I saw it
With a fifty dollar bill
But there’s no set of safeguards
Around which they can’t maneuver
When it comes to making off
With a staple remover
This is hilarious. I have experienced this myself.
One of these items became the favorite Christmas present of my then 3-year-old son, who called it his “crocodile”.
Did you know in Spanish they are called “Vampiros”?
No, but that’s a great bit to know.
cool stapler remover you’ve got