She said she had a headache
From all that she’d to do;
She lingered there, reviewing
Until 5:42
She had a double-major
In psych and poli-sci —
If asked now for her reasons,
She couldn’t tell you why
Except she knows it’s crazy,
And ought to be unlawful,
At least, she thinks it is:
Just now, her memory
Is awful
To share is human:
