The rules are simple, after all,
Just close your eyes, say “Phantasmonde”
And if you have pronounced it right
You will find yourself there
In Phantasmonde, a river flows
That frees all worries from your mind
That solves your problems back on Earth
And leaves you without care
The guardians that run the place
Are calm of mind and fair of face
And welcome, with surprising grace
Those chosen for a stay
And underneath the rainbow sun
There’s room enough for everyone
And long and sweet the passions run
Through every night and day
The life you live, so sorrow lade
From all the long mistakes you’ve made
The games at which you have been played
Have left you worn and lean
So, since it’s simple, try it now
Just close your eyes, say “Phantasmonde”
And if you have pronounced it right
You’ll soon know what I mean
So, phonetically, just to make sure, it’s fant-ass-munda”, right?
Everyone who knows how to pronounce it is sworn to secrecy.
“pant-hass-mundi”? 😉
The guardians must not understand my southern accent. 😉
Surely I’m saying it wrong! I opened my eyes and my boss was still standing in front of me 😕
It’s not easy. Keep trying.