i asked him

why did you
put a twenty-year old picture
on match dot com?

he said

twenty years ago
there was a chance
some woman would
fall in love with me.

i said

are you honestly
trying to meet
twenty-five year old women?

he said

are you honestly
asking me that question?

(A lot of my friends do online dating sites, particularly the despicable ones: the friends, not the sites. – Owen)