tales of my despicable friends, episode 2

i didn’t think
you cared anything
about politics

i don’t
but there are so few straight men
participating in these marches
the women are desperate
it’s like shooting fish in a barrel

so you don’t care about the cause,
you just want women
and go to where
there is the least competition?

yes
it’s the same reason
i did dinner theater


(I wish these weren’t basically true stories. – Owen)

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Owen Servant is an online poet working in a style that's been described as "compulsive". In real life, he is an actuary, because being a poet wasn't unpopular enough.

6 thoughts on “tales of my despicable friends, episode 2”

    1. Not really true about fishinf, but that is absolutely the only reason I fain a polite interest in football πŸ˜‚

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