Few are the friends I’ve consulted so often or so faithfully
And fewer still that have disappointed me so often
Taking my money
Leaving me, not high, but dry
And yet
Like a man in love with an unfaithful lover
I keep returning
Because often still, you are there for me
And because you have
What I really want
It’s the real thing. (I HOPE it’s the red-labels you’re meaning, lol)