There once was a man from Savannah
Who loved a good sub from Havana —
He ate one each day,
Then, when he tried to weigh,
The scale said — “Oh, roughly — Montana”.
Tag: Overeating
Reflections After Consuming A Meatball Sub
I eat terribly
Like about 250 million other Americans
I hear talk about the dreadful American diet
Blaming it on ignorance or
Blaming it on corporations
Or both
A theory I haven’t heard proposed:
Maybe 250 million people
Are essentially trying to commit
A slow form of suicide
And, at $5
It’s cheaper than hemlock
