Savannah Man

There once was a man from Savannah Who loved a good sub from Havana — He ate one each day, Then, when he tried to weigh, The scale said — “Oh, roughly — Montana”.

Reflections After Consuming A Meatball Sub

I eat terribly Like about 250 million other Americans I hear talk about the dreadful American diet Blaming it on ignorance or Blaming it on corporations Or both A theory I haven’t heard proposed: Maybe 250 million people Are essentially trying to commit A slow form of suicide And, at $5 It’s cheaper than hemlock