She said, “You eat way too much junk.
You need to eat more salad.”
I told her, “No. I hate advice.
Especially when valid.”
Tag: Diet
Midnight Snack
Who ate the pie?
It wasn’t me.
I am known for
My mastery
Of all my appetites
And such.
So I would never take it
Much
To share is human:
Shades Of Gravy
What is wrong? What is right?
Should I have dessert tonight?
Is it wrong to super size
Or put more gravy on my fries?
Should I, possibly, eschew
Having a pretzel dog or two?
I such questions can’t escape
So maybe I’ll have a crepe
To share is human:
Unanswerable Questions
Does value have meaning? Significance, purpose?
Is life just a poorly-run, foul-smelling circus?
Are all of us doomed to be what we appear?
Is there more to life than Doritos and beer?
Is French the one language we’re all meant to speak?
Does no spinach make you an Iron-Poor Sheikh?
Can one really lose weight by singing the blues?
Is there any point having more than ten shoes?
Can anyone tell me why cat memes are funny?
Why doesn’t Vince know Colt & Portia are money?
