So there’s this diet that I’m on –
At least, I meant to be –
I’m leery of what I consume
And this is good for me
The only thing that holds me back
Is my myopia;
If I just did the things I thought
I’d have
Me-topia
Tag: Diet
Candy Bars
I had Coke Zero,
So three of
These should be ok
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(My exciting day continues its “has-you-on-the-edge-of-your-seat” quality. – Owen)
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Common Thoughts #3 – Unfair Fights
If there’s a thing I hate out there
It’s when a fight just isn’t fair
Like Big v Small, or Loud v Quiet;
Or (worst of all) Pizza v Diet
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Common Thoughts #1 – Diet & Exercise
To exercise feels good,
If I can get myself to do it,
And I can eat the things I should,
If I just attend to it.
My problems are all solvable
If I remain involved;
And yet I sit here, still amazed
For none of them are solved
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My Favorite Aisle
My favorite aisle at the store
Has chips, and very little more;
Although my fondness there might be
The cause of my enormity
So since it’s my birthday today
Perhaps I’ll find some healthy way
To snack: some other way to smile –
And find a whole new
Favorite
Aisle
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Healthy Breakfast
To start each day, I have this healthy breakfast;
I heard it was a vital thing, you see —
Don’t tell that I’m wrong for eating this way,
For I’m now twice the man
I used to be
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A Steady Diet
I wish to be delivered, daily, please
From “scientists” with liberal arts degrees.
They lecture me, at length, about my diet;
And speak when wiser minds might just be quiet.
They’ve never done the daily work of science,
But got it from a book they somewhere read:
And now, they’d cow the whole world to compliance
Engorged, themselves, upon what they’ve been fed.
But there’s no telling them they might be wrong,
They know how all of us can be improved –
It went into them like a sort of song:
It’s in their heads, and now
It can’t be
Moved
