My Favorite Thing About Dating Blogs

I’m not looking around, but I am interested in how women think.

I read a lot of dating blogs,
As strange as it may sound
(For I have long been married
And I’m not looking around)

I like to know how women think
The things they like or hate;
For out on dating blogs they don’t
Accept guys¬†who aren’t great

They want a man who’s dashing
And who’s wealthy, and who’s ripped;
A guy who looks good in a suit,
Or casual, or stripped

Yes, I like hearing all the things
That men are s’posed to be:
Though now I can’t account for why
My poor wife married me