Be sure to let me know where to turn
Oh. That was a couple of blocks ago
What?!
Yeah, sorry –
I forgot where it was we were going
Well, let me just turn around here…
I know it’s a lot to ask from
“Miss Short-Attention-Span Theater” —
It’s gotta be torture
Being my husband –
I must about drive you crazy
Not a long drive, that –
So, — do I turn at up at that next light, or…?
Yes.
I mean no
Which is it?
Hang on —
I’ve never come from this direction
Well, we were coming from the other direction
Before we turned around
Hey — don’t make me come over there –
I’ve had a bad day, and
You don’t want any of this
Let’s try the light
And see if anything looks familiar
Yes —
This is the right road
Do you know the apartment number?
107
Do you want me to go in with you?
No, I
Know that Macy’s been sick, and
You don’t need to miss any work
Alright — well, I’ll wait here then
I won’t stay long…
…
… Well, they are very grateful,
We didn’t really need it,
And they do, so …
Totally agree, and love you for it —
So, where did you want to eat?
I don’t care,
You pick
Let’s do Mandarin Cafe
I don’t know —
We had Chinese food for lunch
Okay. How about Smokey Bones?
Last barbecue I had
Made me kind of nauseous, so
How about O’Charley’s?
Won’t that be kind of crowded?
I take it that
“I don’t care,
You pick”
Means
“I don’t care to pick:
You pick, so
I can shoot it down”
Yep — torture, being my husband –
And — that’s pretty much correct
How about Texas Roadhouse?
Sure –
That sounds great
You drive me crazy –
You know that, don’t you?
We supposed to drive each other crazy
I think that was somewhere in
Our wedding vows
To share is human:
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