How much longer is your workout?
Oh… about… six more hours
What?! That’s insane!
Yeah, well… I’m insane
Was your sister here earlier?
Yes
How is she?
Oh, she’s GREAT
She’s been doing CrossFit
SHE can run eighty miles
SHE looks like a million bucks
SHE can leap tall buildings in a single bound
Is that was this is about?
Yes
Your sister is nowhere near
As beautiful as you are
On her best day
In the best light possible
Yeah, well —
She’s got abs, and soon
Your wife’s gonna have ’em
Dear, I, um
Hate to break it to you, but
You … sort of … already have abs
Good, because
This workout sucks
I say let’s go grab a bite to eat
I say yes and thank goodness
To share is human:
hahahaha so cute, she is so like me
You must be wonderful, then, because she is. Wonderfully amazing.
hahahaha I hope I am too
I’m sure you are.
^_^