(Hey — are you asleep?)
Yes
(Have) –– I mean, have you seen my car keys?
You’re kidding, right?
No, I —
Did you fall asleep looking at your phone?
Anyway, I can’t find them anywhere
Where all have you looked?
So far? Ummm —
On the dresser
If I was to strangle you right now,
No jury would ever convict me
At least, no jury of my peers, i.e.,
Other wives
You have no peer, my love
Save it for someone you
Didn’t wake up out of a sound sleep…
Check your pants pocket from yesterday
In the hamper in the bathroom
…
Found them!
Yes, dear, YOU found them
Thanks love
What were looking at on your phone
When you feel alseep?
I was adding “likes to sleep in”
To my Tinder profile
You wouldn’t want anyone else —
No one else would be nearly as annoying as me
This is me, not arguing
To share is human:
hehehee,cute 🙂
Thanks. True story —
Is it??
So very cute 🙂 🙂
LOL (and a bit of a grrrrr!)
Reminds me of one of my favorite cartoons (funnier when you can see the artwork):
Wife in the living room, voice coming from husband in the kitchen,
“Honey? . . . where do we keep the water?”
Pah dump dum!
xx,
mgh
(Madelyn Griffith-Haynie – ADDandSoMuchMore dot com)
– ADD Coach Training Field founder; ADD Coaching co-founder –
“It takes a village to transform a world!”
Yes, husbands are notorious for having “visual closure” issues. On top of that, I failed my “eptness” training, and am generally inept.
I am ept but not exactly willing! 🙂