I wanted to make a good impression
On her parents, so
I brought a pie to dinner
Which I dropped
On their pristine kitchen floor
Attempting to take the foil off
What I learned?
I’m an idiot
I wanted to make a good impression
On her parents, so
I brought a pie to dinner
Which I dropped
On their pristine kitchen floor
Attempting to take the foil off
What I learned?
I’m an idiot
Nooo.
Well, I am, sometimes.
“Human.” The word is “human.” 🙂
Not as much of an idiot as me last night, helping hubby take two meat loafs that had been smoking nicely on the charcoal grill, only to watch them slide off the pan and plop upside down on the grass, except there was little grass and mostly sand. Does the five second rule still apply? Still ate some, gritty but good and a laugh was had by us both.
That five second rule has many uses. I can laugh at it now, but at age seventeen, I was mortified.