What I Learned (5)

About good first impressions.

I wanted to make a good impression
On her parents, so

I brought a pie to dinner

Which I dropped
On their pristine kitchen floor
Attempting to take the foil off

What I learned?

I’m an idiot

Author: Beleaguered Servant

Owen "Beleaguered" Servant (a/k/a Sibelius Russell) writes poetry mostly, with an occasional pause to have a seizure.

5 thoughts on “What I Learned (5)”

  1. Not as much of an idiot as me last night, helping hubby take two meat loafs that had been smoking nicely on the charcoal grill, only to watch them slide off the pan and plop upside down on the grass, except there was little grass and mostly sand. Does the five second rule still apply? Still ate some, gritty but good and a laugh was had by us both.

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