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topical ointment

i bought this ointment yesterday,

it helps me think of topics;

at least, that’s what the label said.

so, now, i’ll launch some projects

 

like seventeen more blogs, where i

can post more of my blather;

this topical ointment tastes weird,

like licking up shave lather

 

not that i’ve ever done that

4 thoughts on “topical ointment

  1. Of course not. Be just as assured (or perhaps you already know?) that bay rum hair tonic does not taste like rum. For days and days, it tastes like anything but rum. (“Topical” — it took me a minute… ah hahahaha!)

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