Old Poem, Written Age 23

Massages are better than sex
Because
I can pay for a massage without
Ending up in prison
Or married
Or both

But I can’t afford a massage
What I can afford
Is a beer
Six, to be exact
So, they are accompanying me home

Where they will do their best
To massage my conscience

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Beleaguered Servant

Owen Servant is an online poet working in a style that's been described as "compulsive". In real life, he is an actuary, because being a poet wasn't unpopular enough.

2 thoughts on “Old Poem, Written Age 23”

  1. Good logic in the words. Six pack of beer and a quiet trip home. Nice way to end the night. Nice photo and description.

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