Candy Bars

I had Coke Zero,

So three of

These should be ok

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(My exciting day continues its “has-you-on-the-edge-of-your-seat” quality. – Owen)

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My Favorite Aisle

My favorite aisle at the store
Has chips, and very little more;
Although my fondness there might be
The cause of my enormity

So since it’s my birthday today
Perhaps I’ll find some healthy way
To snack: some other way to smile –
And find a whole new
Favorite
Aisle

What is wrong? What is right?
Should I have dessert tonight?

Is it wrong to super size
Or put more gravy on my fries?

Should I, possibly, eschew
Having a pretzel dog or two?

I such questions can’t escape
So maybe I’ll have a crepe