If anything happened to me,
Would you remarry?
I don’t think so
Why not?
I’m weird, I’m
Hard to get along with.
There could never be anyone
As perfect for me as you
I think women would be
All over you
Then your hypothetical future
Looks nothing like the past.
What about you?
If anything happened to me,
Would you remarry?
It’s easier for guys.
You stay attractive as you age.
Men just want younger women
So guys are shallow for seeking youth,
But young women aren’t shallow for seeking
So-called ‘high status’ older guys?
That’s actually a fair point
And anyway, guys are attracted to you
Yeah, well, don’t die, is my advice
Then you can’t, either
Fine
You want to stop at
This next exit and get a drink?
It says ‘cougars welcome’
It says ‘coupons welcome’
I was only three letters off
You’re right.
You are weird
haha – I love the ending!