I see what this world needs
And so I’m going in there strong:
I’m gonna change some minds
By telling people that they’re wrong

I mean – that has worked in the past,
Where lives are turned around
By simple moral hectoring:
Obnoxious – yet profound –

Ok, maybe it hasn’t worked.
But it will work this time:
On top of being preachy
Every sermon’s sure
To rhyme