“I Want to Ride a Unicorn to School…”

Is that a unicorn?

It is.
I want to ride a unicorn to school.

Well, so do I.
It would be worth going back to school
Just for that.

This is a tree.

It looks exactly like one.
And that’s the sun?

No, that’s my sun.
And your fence.

I always wanted a fence.
Can I keep out scary people with it?

Yes.
Like Red Hulk.

The unicorn won’t scare him away?

No, he would scare the unicorn.
Unicorns don’t like Red Hulk.

I’m sure they don’t.
Do you want to be an artist when you grow up?

No.
Now.

Author: Beleaguered Servant

Owen "Beleaguered" Servant (a/k/a Sibelius Russell) writes poetry mostly, with an occasional pause to have a seizure.

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