The None of Clubs

Back in my single days,
I never – even once – was successful at meeting women at clubs.
This was because:
  I almost never went to clubs,
  I had no game, and
  I felt uglier than a bowling shoe

I seem to notice back then
That pick-up lines worked best
When uttered by good-looking guys

I guess, like they say in the food business –
People buy
With their eyes

Author: Beleaguered Servant

Owen "Beleaguered" Servant (a/k/a Sibelius Russell) writes poetry mostly, with an occasional pause to have a seizure.

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