Shower of Spiders

This is an actual true story of truth filled with honest verities that actually happened, mostly.

I park in a garage at work
I walked in there last night;
About a dozen spiders fell
Mostly on my head and neck –
However, two fell down my shirt.

I can’t sing loud – but I did;
I cannot dance – but I did;
I’m very calm – except then;
It was no fun at all.

I struggled to unloose my shirt
To get both of them out of there;
Took off my tie, my button-down
And my t-shirt as well,
And then the cops showed up

I can’t tap dance – but I did;
Can’t spin long tails – but I did;
I’m very calm – except then;
It was no fun at all.

Author: Beleaguered Servant

Owen "Beleaguered" Servant (a/k/a Sibelius Russell) writes poetry mostly, with an occasional pause to have a seizure.

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