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… If people can’t order
What they want to eat
In less than 45 seconds,
They shouldn’t be using
A fast food drive-in, and…
Why are you laughing?

Because you’re on a rant

It’s called “fast food”
Because it’s supposed to be
You know, fast —

You’re logic seems
Irrefutable.
What do you think
Of my hair tonight?

It looks amazing.

Worth a long wait
At a drive thru window?

I would wait
Behind a Greyhound Bus
Full of sloths
For that hair.

Wow.
My hair is like
Rant control

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