How’s the painting going?
I haven’t started yet
I am trying to think of
What it is I want to paint
I like it so far
You would
You’re weird
Me? Weird?
Well, your taste in art
Is as strange
As your taste in women
I think your painting needs
…
More white space
Really?
This is a painting
Of all your coherent thoughts
Hmmm.
Not blank enough
I might have to
Agree with you there
Should I go away and
Let you paint?
Maybe you could be
An artist’s assistant, and
Bring me some tea
You’re so demanding.
But,
Okay
While you’re in there
Find me something
I can actually
Paint about