He met this girl at a party, where
They both had gotten wasted;
They drank a lot of beer, though not
The best he’d ever tasted

And somewhere in that stranger’s house
They started making out;
They made it back to her place where
They each left little doubt

That they were drunk out of their minds
In excess of libido:
He woke up naked, next to her
Wearing half a tuxedo

And though he was not certain,
Just how far it all they’d carried:
Better to have one fewer beers
Then wind up smashed
And married