The girls all think she’s very strange,

The boys all think she’s hot:

The clothes she has are all in vogue

The thoughts she has are not

She loves the old and classic stars,

And really doesn’t care:

You go be Gwen Stefani, she

Will be Claudette Colbert

For like so many rebels, she’s

More genuine than rogue:

But being who you really are

Has rarely been

In vogue