I’ve barely slept in days, but I
Have got to pass this test

Our Father up in Heaven, please help me
Thy will be done

Let’s see then, Clytemnestra was the
Wife of Agamemnon

And she killed him when she found a
Hidden Trojan in his wallet

And her name was Cassandra, he
Had met her in the war

And that was Helen’s fault, or maybe not.
Okay, I think I’ve got it.

Dear Lord in Heaven, help me remember these
Stupid people’s names at least one more hour

Amen