The WordPress.com stats badgers attempted to
Prepare a 2014 annual report for my blog
But I did one myself instead
Because I’m a statistician
And a control freak
There are around 51 million people who stay
In a hospital in the US every year
This blog was viewed about 15,000 times in 2014;
So, if it were every hospital in the US
It would have taken in about 2 1/2 hours worth of patients
And tried their (patience) as well
No Talent For Certainty
Contributing to the hospitalization of sick people
Without charging even one dime
The busiest day of the year was December 7th
With 328 views
And, as I recall
There was nothing good on TV that day
The most popular post that day was
My Poetic Year
Which I don’t even remember writing
Another, less known stat:
My wife has I thought I was crazy for writing this much
4,732 times.
As a matter of public record
She has at least once thought
I should be among
The annual 2014 hospital admissions
To share is human:
I like this approach š
Ha! Clever take on the ridiculous stats report!
Love it! You’re really talented, as if you didn’t know. Very creative.