Hotel Beleaguer

Life force zapped? Resources meager?
Come stay at Hotel Beleaguer
Fountains full of wine and honey
And it doesn’t cost much money
You can spend the night with me
And the whole thing’s almost free

I just need a work deposit
Like, could you clean out my closet
Do my yard work, empty trash
Feed my dog — in lieu of cash
Credit cards or payment plans
You can use your own two hands

Stay with me, a gem I am
Although, with my pseudonym
I will be in a disguise
Dressed as Burger King french fries
So if all this has you eager
Come stay at
Hotel Beleaguer

[Note – My house looks nothing like the photo, which is of the Bellagio in Las Vegas.]

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