I you loved me we they it Can’t you stay for just a bit? Rabbits run and habits die Me they loved you we it I. You loved me we it I they Then, I fear, you ran away - Ran somewhere I couldn’t see: Loved you I it they we me. It me you we they I loved, Passion pulled, indifference shoved. Still, I stay here, strong and true —- I they loved we it me you.
herperfectfacebookkindoflife
is imagery, chicanery
with travel tales, and jokes so rife,
and filled with daily bravery;
the ideal worker-mother-wife —
herperfectfacebookkindoflife
I stooped to use a metaphor
And kind of scraped my knees;
I should have known the dangers of
Heavy analogies
It figures that figures of speech
Would figure in this tale;
As part of parts of speech is parts
That can be rather frail
And so, unwary and confused.
I tried things to compare:
I stooped to use a metaphor,
But should have stopped
Right there
Boston Cream Pie is not a pie
Instead, it is a cake:
This place has real Boston Cream Pie,
Which mean it’s really
Fake
I’m consterned, I’m very consterned,
I’m filled with consternation;
Consterning how all things have turned
In this here conster-Nation
I am flummoxed and nonplussed,
I’m filled up with non-plussing;
As far as dis old cuss’s consterned?
It all ain’t worth discussing
I hate stress, which I’d like to stress
The state of being under duress;
Under dressed, with formal required,
Reacquired while tired
Leading to retired.
Let’s say ta —
To Minolta
And to Sparta
Let’s say ta —
To calamata
And some hot pancetta
And to a cold Fanta
Let’s say ta —
To a good fermata
To operetta
To a beautiful arietta
Or a wonderfully structure sonata
Maybe we won’t say ta —
To quota
Or capita
Or strata
But I would say ta —
To some ricotta
To a hot fajita
Or a real Greek pita
I work for bear
I had a problem with battles between my various teaching staffs
So, to solve this problem
All my faculties were brought to bear
I went to plow a field
It had a giant, immovable clock in it
I needed to plow, so
I worked around the clock
My horse was injured and in the veterinary hospital
They said he was well enough to come home, so I would say
He’s in stable condition
I was attacked for posting these idiotic puns
A blogger with a knife sliced me several times
Carved my initials on the top of my forehead
So now my name is
A cut above the rest
