Paean to Self-Righteousness

I don’t have everything I want,
And so, I’m truly needy;
I do not like to pay for things
But other folks are greedy

It’s up to those damned others
To address what I might lack;
My shoulders rather stretched from patting
Myself on the back

For here in my perfection
I judge culture as a whole;
I may not look much like a god:
But know it —
That’s
My role