Vaguebook

You people are all sort of, you know
So, it would be better if you would change your ways
And stuff

So I challenge you to do some public display
Of… I’m not sure what its point is…
But if you don’t do it and repost this
Then you hate babies and kittens

But let’s see who cares enough to repost this
Or whatever the WordPress equivalent is

7 Habits of Highly Successful Idiots

(8-7-2014)

Drink whiskey shooters
Ere breakfast each day

Don’t ever listen,
Prepare what YOU will say

Go to the auction
Long after all the bidding

Say hurtful things, and then to cover say,
“Just kidding…”

Find fault with others
In everything you do

End every friendship
By threatening to sue

Trash your friend’s houses
As if they were your own

Just do these seven:
And you’ll be

Left alone