Trailer Park Limerick

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I know that I’m often pretentious,
Maintaining a tone that’s tendentious,
But I’ve so much pride
In my new double-wide,
If difficult being abstentious

(“Trailer Park Limerick” – 10-14-2016)

Gameboy

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A year before I was first married,
I long over one of these tarried;
My ex-wife would say
That I played it all day –
Sometimes I played nights. So I varied.

(“Gameboy” – 9-26-2015)

Roma

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There once was young girl named Tammy

Who was in New York where it’s clammy

She said, “It is time

For Rome’s warmer clime” —

But she should have gone to Miami

Yes, I Went There

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There once was a young boy named Rick
Whose poor sense of humor was sick
When he’d get capacious
For matters salacious
A quick limerick did the trick