Trailer Park Limerick

I know that I’m often pretentious, Maintaining a tone that’s tendentious, But I’ve so much pride In my new double-wide, If difficult being abstentious (“Trailer Park Limerick” – 10-14-2016)


A year before I was first married, I long over one of these tarried; My ex-wife would say That I played it all day – Sometimes I played nights. So I varied.   (“Gameboy” – 9-26-2015)


I'm on painkillers. It results in painkillers, I mean limericks.

Yes, I Went There

There once was a¬†young boy named Rick Whose poor sense of humor was sick When he’d get capacious For matters salacious A quick limerick did the trick