Why is it that women think
If they’ll just give sex
They’ll get love?
She wondered, thinking out loud
For the same reason that men think
If they’ll just give love
They’ll get sex
He answered
Tag: Conversation
Human Sampling #4
Would you like a sandwich
She asked
Sure, sounds great
He answered
Then get one from
The woman who was texting you
At 2:30 AM
She said
To share is human:
Human Sampling #5
Lucky you were born pretty
‘Cause you ain’t very smart
Her mom said
But least ways,
You’ll never be alone
Her mom added
Oh, mom
She says to herself
I was always smarter
Than you gave me credit for
Since I was smart enough
To leave home
First chance I got
To share is human:
Human Sampling #6
Do you ever miss him?
Her friend asked
I do
She answered
But I miss the days before
TV’s had remote controls, too
And those days
Were really annoying
To share is human:
Go On Enjoy
She spread her arms and said to me,
I’m happy here, now that I’m free.
Go on, enjoy your own life too:
You’ll find that it is good for you
I thought about it for a while,
And walking then, there came a smile;
She was so right, I’d been a dunce:
I should
Go on enjoy my life
For once
To share is human:
The Two Types
Life is dull, I need exciting
Life is stressful, I need peace
Your life doesn’t sound inviting…
…Your life puts me ill at ease
Let’s go out to where the crowds are
Or let’s not and say we did
I know about this hot new bar
What if we stayed home and hid?
You’re just boring, I need action
You’re chaotic – I need quiet
You won’t get no satisfaction…
…Have fun tonight at your riot…
