Common Thoughts #16 – Dating

Now I’ve been married many years,
But I can still recall
The torture that is dating, and
The wonder of it all

So many times, I’d try to do
And be the best I’m able,
Only to see my date appalled
Across the dinner table

I’m glad I never saw myself
As I seemed to some eyes;
Although, exactly how I looked
I’m sure I could surmise

For dating is a simple thing:
We look for one who’ll say
That though we are imperfect, they
Still want us anyway

And about whom, we feel the same.
There’s really no more to it:
But it’s tortuous for those
Who still choose to
Go through it

Common Thoughts #15 – Beer vs Wine

One of them is made of grain
And frees you (briefly) from all pain;
The other one is made from grapes
And offers you some (short) escapes

But come the morning, I have found
The headaches much the same:
You might wake up with someone and
Not quite be sure
Their name

Common Thoughts #14 – Male Body Image

It may come as a surprise to women
That men have body image issues, too:
We’ve seen the covers of your books,
The films you like, the guys you crush on

And many of you are more
Detail-oriented than we are,
Seeking more perfection
Which we are well aware we don’t have

Do we look okay?
Do we smell okay?
Are we doing this right?
We ask ourselves the same questions –

Believe me