There is a world called “dating” –
I was once there immersed –
But if there had been rating,
I would have been the worst
Worse than the guy with the mullet,
Worse than the guy with the plaid –
I was so socially backward
That it was truly sad
For someone who should have known better,
Who knew how to talk and relate –
But somehow, it just wouldn’t happen
Whenever I went on a date
So if you have had dating nightmares
Whose ill-effects haven’t dispersed
Be glad that I wasn’t one of them
For I believe I was the worst
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