You look happy
I am happy
Although I am not quite sure why
I’m sure I don’t need to remind you, but…
There is a lot of misery in the world.
It is unseemly to be happy.
Or so the thinking goes
And yet, I am unmoved.
I see there is no dissuading you
Yeah, moods are kind of a thing
I had a mood once
Um.. excuse me. You have moods constantly
I do not
You have more moods than
Baskin-Robbins has flavors
Okay, well maybe.
How did this become about me?
You are the one who is unreasonably happy
Happiness is neither reasonable or unreasonable.
It simply is
Or isn’t, yes.
So I can’t be unreasonably happy
The point is conceded.
However, you are, by your own admission,
That is true, I am
But there must be an explanation
Unexplainably happy has no explanation,
So I win again
Winning these semantic arguments.
That’s what you are happy about.
I figured it out
No, I was already happy.
Although it certainly hasn’t
Subtracted any happiness
I want to be unexplainably happy, too.
Instead, I’ll settle for being
You are disgruntled?
Someone has removed your gruntling?
Unexplainably AND unreasonably, yes