[overheard in line]
… so… you like the Butternut?
Yes, they’re very good.
Then I’ll take one of those, too.
Anything else, sir?
Yes. Your employee discount.
[Laughs] Sure. Why not. Anything else?
Yes. Your number.
Umm… I have a boyfriend.
Really? Ever given HIM your employee discount?
Nice one. That’ll be four seventy-three.
…
[Turning to me] Can I help you?
I think I’ll try the Butternut as well. You handled that really well, by the way.
Yeah, well… his wife is waiting for him out in the car, I figured she’d appreciate it.
Or wouldn’t, as the case may be.
To share is human:
