A sausage biscuit, huh?
Don’t you want an orange instead?
Maybe I’ll have one after.
Unless you just, you know —
Want some of my biscuit, maybe?
Me? Eat sausage? Hahahaha — okay, sure
And here’s half of my orange
Marriage is full of tradeoffs.
We should have worked food negotiations
Into the wedding vows
I think it’s covered under
“… to love and to cherish…”
You love sausage. But if you cherish me,
You’ll share your love of sausage.
That’s how to interpret that?
I’m pretty sure
Logic. It’s what’s for dinner