oh, look! there is a cat-eyed tree,
it’s standing there, just mocking me;
my dated mental chastity
it finds a cause for scorn
and, oh! for youth that i misspent,
and rage that i have kept well-pent —
it says too long i’ve borne..
now, look, you stupid cat-eyed tree –
you’re not the fricking boss of me:
i’ll turn you into fricassee
or see your leaves all shorn
cause, dang! it’s quite improvident
for you to garner merriment
with me caught here in mid-lament;
the first star of the mourn
4 thoughts on “cat-eyed tree”
Made me laugh! A sorely needed luxury this morning. Great timing! 🙂 Still chuckling . . .
I’m so glad, that picture made me laugh.
STOP! It’s time to go out to lunch, go for a walk, take a hike or… just breath deeply 3 times.
Haha.. Loved it 🙂