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Thanks For The Info!

She showed him how to touch her
She told him when to do it
She wrote him out a primer
Then tested him all through it

He then used all she taught him –
Each lesson, fine and rich –
On someone quite appreciative
Who wasn’t such
A bitch

4 thoughts on “Thanks For The Info!

      1. LOL, true! A 20-yr old taught my 15-yr old self to kiss. “You’re so stiff! Do this, do that.. ah, that’s better!” I didn’t want to tell him I’d pretty much practiced with a folded up ironing board and then with my puppy love, Ricky, who was a very cute ironing board-type. I’ve been fussy about kissing since those Teacher Jack days, but never said a word to any of them.

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