Whole New House

Blogging makes me so much money
That I bought a whole new house;
People think it’s kind of funny
Living here, and — hunting grouse —

WordPress is so lucrative that
I’ve decided to live large:
I’m halfway to fat and happy,
Hack poetic man-in-charge —

Blogs are cash cows in this cent’ry,
Just like owning ice machines —
So I’m with the landed gentry,
Mansioned almost-human
Beans

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