I was in our kitchen, then
I am in this stupid ambulance.

I’m so tired of this.
I’m really, really tired.

Yes, I hear you.
No, I can’t speak.

It’ll be a few minutes, probably.

What is that?
A bandage?
I must have smacked my head
Pretty hard this time.

Ugh. I hate this ER.

Yes, I know where I am.

Oh, Lord.
My poor wife,
She looks scared to death.
I guess she’s never gotten used to this.

I’ve never really gotten used to it either