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Nullify nothing, don’t be cross
Dress up ideas in a little black dross
Sing about lies and lie about songs
Belt out a tune about long-running wrongs

Preach at the corner of Honey and Ham
Bring it all home with a nice diagram
Then sign a contract to write a long tome
On how you escaped from your middle-class home

Nullify nothing, don’t be a fool
Hammer or nail, you are still just a tool
Remain with us cool folks up here, for Pete’s sake;
We will ensure that your conscience won’t wake

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