Follow the leader, here you go
Think about this, ’cause I say so
Write about that, it’s what’s today
Care about this, because I say

Fear not if you have no thoughts
I am here to call your shots
I’ll tell you what matters now
Tell you when and what and how

The only arguing that’s banned
Is anything not second-hand
Stay with me, you can be sure
You will know the Cause du Jour