Stay In Lane

What the devil’s wrong with me?
Why do I “stay in lane”?
When there is no one else around –
I just might be insane.

I have this whole pool to myself
Yet I swim vertically;
I just can’t make me break the rules…
What the {obscenity}?

A Cat Named Motor Court

She owned a cat named Motor Court
Why, nobody could say –
Just one of her, well, oddities
That I miss to this day

I miss the way she looked at things
The words she’d misapply –
She had a cat named Motor Court
And nobody knows why